Bio My name is Shawn and I’m 33 going on 13. I have the wisdom and articulation of a grown man, but I see the world as a teenager, ie, full of optimism and imagination for what could be and what I believe should be. Satire is my bread and butter with cinnamon and sugar on top. Holy fuck is that good, and cheap too. Like, dopamine level rising comparable to Reese’s Pieces or drugs.